Monday, January 29, 2007

Joe's Confession!

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I'm having a mind freeze right now. I mean, I was practically motionless and doesn't know what to write these days. Its like my brain is dead!

Alright, the truth is... there's nothing exciting happens in my life that there's nothing to write about. But the thought in my head at night keeps me wide awake, refusing to let me sleep. You see, the past few days I've been staying away from gym on purpose. By end of the day, I don't really feel tired as I used to and thats keeping me awakes at night. weird huh?

Ok, I just got an idea of what to write! I have discussed this with my buddy (dalantau) and we were imagined that if my beloved Pastor Nelson read about it. He will freaks out on me... and soo goes our wild imagination! Hahaha... despite what I told my buddy... here I am, about to write the whole thing!

You see, I told dalantau about my recent knowledge oh someone's interest on my body. And to be honest, it is hard to believe.. who would love an "undeveloped".. hairy body? you get what I mean? To begin with, I got to introduce you who this person is. Well, I meet Joe long time ago. He's a gym freak. So you can imagine how his body's like. Its not that muscular.. Its just super fit with the right muscle in place. He had tattoos all over his shoulder, hands, legs and behind (upper bottom). Its really pretty tattoo... and he's very good at giving massage! I like the things he do with his hand. Well, you see, I complained about my muscle pain to him... and he offered to massage them for me a few times! Isn't that nice? Oh, did I mentioned his cute too? oh..well... good to have cute friends ;-)

So, the other day, after he gave me one of his cool massage.. He says that he sooo like my body. *grin*.. yes you heard me!.. He said that directly to me! ME! now now... don't get you your yucky attitude with me... Isn't it feels good to know someone actually like your ugly body? and say it in your face? Thats really turn my days from super dull... to super extraordinary good day! So, why now? Joe said, he's moving back to Kedah!... yeah, thats where he got the courage to confess such thing to me... Yeah.. the story of my life. This is sooo brokeback mountain! At least, I come to love my body a little bit...

Hehehe.... after soo long.. this is my silly entry! I hope you had a good laugh. Its something I want to remember when I feels so FAT in the future.. *wink*

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You really freaking me out lah..so naked confession lagi tu. Our wild imagination? Since when we shared such wild imagination arh? So far that I know, NEVER. Exaggerating lah you. Hehe...But I know I always tease you around. Haha..but I hope Pr Todd will read this so that he can pray for you and letting you out of the world where man desires your body..hehe...but think again of people liking your body, honestly, that person must be so weird and shenniganlah...but remember how I always tease your you that your busy schedule hitting the gym isn't that really work out and now people come to your face and tell you they like your body....even weirder to me..really..haha...that's what makes me so different from others lah kot....my standard is so high and very critical..hehe...anyway, all the best with your gym thingy and hopeful one day you prove me wrong...jadilah si badang perkasa, yang penting jangan makan muntah sudah..hehe...jangan marah ok...kidding but partly so true and condemning....hahaha..so jahat lah me..from your bad buddy...

uncle boy said...

Dude! my referring to 'wild imagination' is more like.. imagination runs wild lah... hardly exaggerating at all. I don't mind you teasing you at all. Its always fun to me...
By the way, Joe's confession wasn't like what you've picture them.. He didn't walk straight to me and said it. That totally weird. Its happens when he give me a back rub... and we were talking. And suddenly he said he like my body. Its something nice to say I guess.
Anyway, I did a bodybalance last night instead of bodypump. And It was freaking good. Its like having another sense! beautiful super slow moves... and stretching like I never did before!
I don't think I'll ever be a Badang.. it needs disciplines. And that is not my strongest part. If you know what mean ;p.
"makan muntah".. you means, taking pills of sort right?.. No worry dude.. I don't take those, I just getting to love my body as Joe makes me realize that *smirk*. Ain't want that shit in my system.

Gosh.. I hope Pastor Todd didn't read this silly entry. I won't want to be put unnecessary things to be pray for. prayer is serious business you know.... sooo Shenniganlah you!

Anonymous said...

aiyo..makan muntah also don't know...back to memory lane..tup-tup-tup.here we are during badang's time..he wanted to be strong so the only condition is to eat the throw-up (kuta ke) of the genuine and hush...he grow strong lah...tup-tup-tup..back to modern days...so that's what i mean...knock2...got it? hehe..don't be so serious lah...vote for me at battle of the blog k...hehe

Anonymous said...

alamak salah ejaan plak..tu-lah mau cepat sangat..bukan genunine lah..genie lah...kantoi

May said...

This conversation of you both funny lah...
Musa, i think i need to see you lah... haven't seen u for soo long and this guy ramdomly saying you got good body? I MUST SEE!!

uncle boy said...

Hi May MAy,

Ya lo.. haven't see for a long time. Where are you?!!

You want to meet Joe ah? hehehe.. he went back to his hometown,Kedah already.

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